Tuesday, February 26, 2013
Peanut Butter on Pancakes,..then add Syrup
Kids today have started referring to sex as wrestling,..and i gotta say that is hilarious to me
Will it catch on beyond last year probably not but i like using it anyway
During sex i tend maybe to smack talk my "opponent"while smacking their muscular buttocks
Thus referring to sex as wrasslin'is fine by me
Hre's a few names i call whoever is on"bottom":
Faggot/Man
Bitch/Nigga
Banana Crammer
Fudge Packer {or something close}
Butt Pirate {or something close}
Donut puncher {yada yada yada}
Ass Farmer
Turd Burgler
Pillow Biter
&
Rump Raider
Why tell you all this?
Becuz you can't do,....
Friday, November 2, 2012
Bodybuilder diet risks
Bodybuilders’ restricted eating regimes are bad for their long-term health.
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Question: A friend recently entered a bodybuilding competition. I was shocked by her diet before the event. She was restricted to eating chicken and the odd protein bar. How would this a¬ffect someone’s mood, health and fertility? This crazy dietary behaviour, especially when condoned by nutritionists/personal trainers at a well-known gym, must fuel disordered eating.
Answer: Ask bodybuilders about their lifestyle and they’ll invariably say they have a healthy, disciplined diet and training regime that ensures they’re in peak condition. In contrast, a study published in Qualitative Health Research this year concluded the bodybuilding community has a fanatical obsession with building muscle, which means when it comes to achieving this goal, there are few health costs considered too severe. So, what do bodybuilders eat in their quest to build muscle and lose body fat? In the bulking or muscle-building phase, a high level of energy is needed to fuel a heavy training regime and increase muscle mass. Typically, a low-carbohydrate, very high-protein diet is adopted, with between five and seven meals of predominantly lean meat, fish, egg whites, green vegetables, small portions of rice or kumara, protein bars/shakes and dietary supplements.
Although some of these foods provide important nutrients, the proportions of protein and carbohydrates often don’t meet dietary recommendations for long-term health. Bodybuilders also tend to consume a limited range of foods, says Claire Turnbull, a UK-trained dietitian and personal trainer, such as eating only chicken and broccoli six times a day for several weeks. “They don’t vary their vegetables; they believe broccoli is the best vegetable, therefore they only eat broccoli.” In the weeks before a competition, the focus is on cutting or losing body fat, so food and energy intake is severely restricted. Dehydration and severe carbohydrate restriction in the last day or two pre-competition further reduces weight. These periods of semi-starvation can lead to striking behavioural changes. Turnbull had a bodybuilding flatmate who would “accuse me of stealing food, was argumentative, crazy, detached; how he was safe to drive a car I don’t know”.
After these extended periods of food restriction, it’s not uncommon for bodybuilders to binge for weeks afterwards, before reverting to a strict diet in preparation for their next competition. This eating cycle sets up a disordered dysfunctional relationship with food, says Turnbull, and makes maintaining a healthy body weight long-term extremely difficult. Unhealthy eating practices are common in sports and activities that require low body weight or body-fat levels. A 2009 study in the journal Eating Disorders found female bodybuilders had high rates of weight and shape preoccupation, body dissatisfaction, bulimic practices and anabolic steroid use. It’s unclear whether women with disordered eating gravitate towards bodybuilding or whether bodybuilding cultivates disordered eating and bulimia nervosa – which is characterised by episodes of uncontrolled binge eating and inappropriate compensatory behaviours such as self-induced vomiting, use of laxatives, dieting or fasting.
Male bodybuilders also have disproportionately higher rates of bulimia and disordered eating,
revealed a 2006 study in the Canadian Journal of Psychiatry. “If you’re severely restricting your nutritional intake, you have a dysfunctional relationship with food, and you have an abnormally low body-fat level where your periods stop and you’ve got dysregulation with your menstrual cycle, that is logically not a healthy way to respect your body,” says Turnbull. Athletes competing in sports that emphasise thinness or a specific weight are much more likely to report menstrual dysfunction, according to a 2005 study in the British Journal of Sports Medicine.
Turnbull has previously counselled bodybuilders on healthier ways to achieve their goals. But when competition dates loomed, they would invariably revert to extreme dietary behaviours to lose body fat. She now refuses to accept bodybuilders as clients. “I would be potentially endorsing a disordered relationship with food.” Many qualified dietitians and nutritionists take a similar view; but remember anyone can adopt the title of nutritionist, whether they’re qualified or not, and these people won’t necessarily provide science-based, ethical nutrition advice.
Thursday, September 27, 2012
I always hated RLQ's prostitute name:Miss Sparkle
Rhonda lee from Canada had a cool job
Unlike Melissa Coates or April Hunter who fucked a bunch of guys 4 free
RLQ was an Escort {shudders at mentioning said title i hate it so much} for wealthy schmoes
Then while in Florida she was busted by a random douchebag cop
Let's take a look back at what HE took from us in the RLQ zone
Town:Toronto
Location:Ontario, Ca
Sex:Female
Orientation:Straight {allegedly}
Age:32 yrs.old {allegedly}
Services (that I provide) 69, A-Level, BJ, CBJ, COB, Completion, Covered, DATY, Doggie, Extraball, GFE, HJ, Incall, LT, LTR, Massage, O-Level, Rubdowns, Strip-tease, Tour
69 (69 sex)
A-Level (5 star escort)
BJ (Blowjob)
CBJ (Covered Blow Job; Oral sex with a condom)
COB (Come On Body)
Completion (Oral to completion)
Covered (Covered blowjob)
DATY (Dinner At The Y)
Doggie (Sex style from behind)
Extraball (Have sex many times)
GFE (Girl Friend Experience)
HJ (Hand Job)
Incall (You meet the girl at their place)
LT (Long Time; Usually overnight)
LTR (Long Term Relationship)
Massage
O-Level (Oral sex)
Rubdowns
Strip-tease
Tour
I provide an INCALL service based in Downtown Toronto. I am not Dom, but can be one in control! Can be submissive and enjoy both!
Whatever your desire, don't be afraid to ask....I'll see what i can do to accommodate!
MY DO's and DON'T DO's For MOVIES: (For those interested in hiring me for films, photos, etc.
DO: basically everything you see in the photos i have posted. I'm boy girl first, i do girl girl and threesomes both ways, some fetishes, oral both ways, dp, anal depending, interracial, very mild dom or controlling, strap on.
Work only with tested talent and sometimes use condoms.
Love tall dark handsome men that clearly take care of themselves.
Won't do any scene for less than $500 and expenses covered! Details to be discussed!
DON'T: extreme domination, anything more than a threesome so no gangbangs etc., nothing over the top.
Email me if still want to do work at rlq4u2@hotmail.com
1 of the coolest,sweetest FBBers i've never met except on the internet
Friday, August 17, 2012
3 REASONS WHY I LOVE FEMALE BODYBUILDERS
No ladies, this isn’t like every other letter you get from weird foreign guys asking for you to wrestle, send your dirty shoes or outfits, do posing shows….you get the point. This is about why YOU are the most dedicated fans of the sport and a link to what bodybuilding was—a love of iron and the physical ideal (the ideal will always be subjective, unless speaking about Scarlett Johanss0n , that shit is universal), but I digress. In this article, I will give female bodybuilders their long overdue props and show them the love that usually only comes from mentally deranged individuals, kind of like that guy who asked me to pose while aroused and take a picture for him the other day. Yes, ladies, I love you, and I will always support you. Here is why.
1. You know you ain’t making shit
Perhaps the best of all time, Cory Everson
Yup, I used to get emails from 150lb dudes at 6 feet tall who NEVER competed asking for sponsorships at my old company and I still get five or so a day. Dudes think there is money in bodybuilding. They think they will be rich and famous by lifting and doing photoshoots and everyone will love them and unfortunately, after their second round of “gay for pay”, otherwise known as “G4P” and their entrance into the lush career as a drug dealer, they finally realize bodybuilders don’t make a damn thing unless you are top 5. No, not top 5 in a regional show, but top 5 PERIOD. Female bodybuilders? MAYBE in 12 years I have had 10 emails. You do it because you LOVE it, not for the false dreams of cash.
2. You Love It
2012 Europa IFBB Women’s Hartford Winner Anne Luise Freitas
I was at the Europa Supershow with my boys and IFPA Pros Chad Austin and Damon Gillis. We had this amazing specimen in 2nd unanimously and we are all judges. She got like 11th! She obviously got screwed. Meaning she pissed off a judge or some other political bullshit the IFBB is famous for. So we went up to her after the show, which I NEVER do but she needed to know she was awesome, and told her so. Without complaining about those who beat her, she flashed us a veiny, AMAZING quad pose and said, “I don’t know what I can do better. What do they want from me?” She didn’t tear down her fellow competitors. She wanted to get better. Anyone from her to the lovely MachineMuscle.com writer and IFBB Pro Marie Gibbon display this attitude. I seriously almost cried! Damon, Chad and I look at her quads that made ours look like forearms and said, “Nothing, you did it.” Well, I also let her know she needs to play the political games that these judges need.
3. You Are Sexy
Anne Luise Freitas Again, PADOW!
Yeah I said it, female bodybuilders are sexy. Beauty is subjective, and if they and their significant others find them attractive, they are. The winner of the IFBB Women’s Pro Show in Hartford two weeks ago, Anne Luise Freitas, wow. She was dieted down, so not looking her best in most female attributes, but Damon, Chad and I all agreed, we had never seen an ass like hers. Props to Brazilians and their asses, but I, along with my boys, thought this was by far the most epic ass we had ever seen. Thus, even though the female bodybuilder physique isn’t my personal ideal and my wife is a “normal” girl, props must be given. Thus, while some might find it not their cup of tea, remember, one person’s trash is another person’s treasure.
So ladies, hold your head up high. While attendance might be low and they even made like 14 other divisions, like Physique, to replace you, you are one of a kind. You are the elite. And to that, ladies, I love you. Thank you for doing what you do.
1. You know you ain’t making shit
Perhaps the best of all time, Cory Everson
Yup, I used to get emails from 150lb dudes at 6 feet tall who NEVER competed asking for sponsorships at my old company and I still get five or so a day. Dudes think there is money in bodybuilding. They think they will be rich and famous by lifting and doing photoshoots and everyone will love them and unfortunately, after their second round of “gay for pay”, otherwise known as “G4P” and their entrance into the lush career as a drug dealer, they finally realize bodybuilders don’t make a damn thing unless you are top 5. No, not top 5 in a regional show, but top 5 PERIOD. Female bodybuilders? MAYBE in 12 years I have had 10 emails. You do it because you LOVE it, not for the false dreams of cash.
2. You Love It
2012 Europa IFBB Women’s Hartford Winner Anne Luise Freitas
I was at the Europa Supershow with my boys and IFPA Pros Chad Austin and Damon Gillis. We had this amazing specimen in 2nd unanimously and we are all judges. She got like 11th! She obviously got screwed. Meaning she pissed off a judge or some other political bullshit the IFBB is famous for. So we went up to her after the show, which I NEVER do but she needed to know she was awesome, and told her so. Without complaining about those who beat her, she flashed us a veiny, AMAZING quad pose and said, “I don’t know what I can do better. What do they want from me?” She didn’t tear down her fellow competitors. She wanted to get better. Anyone from her to the lovely MachineMuscle.com writer and IFBB Pro Marie Gibbon display this attitude. I seriously almost cried! Damon, Chad and I look at her quads that made ours look like forearms and said, “Nothing, you did it.” Well, I also let her know she needs to play the political games that these judges need.
3. You Are Sexy
Anne Luise Freitas Again, PADOW!
Yeah I said it, female bodybuilders are sexy. Beauty is subjective, and if they and their significant others find them attractive, they are. The winner of the IFBB Women’s Pro Show in Hartford two weeks ago, Anne Luise Freitas, wow. She was dieted down, so not looking her best in most female attributes, but Damon, Chad and I all agreed, we had never seen an ass like hers. Props to Brazilians and their asses, but I, along with my boys, thought this was by far the most epic ass we had ever seen. Thus, even though the female bodybuilder physique isn’t my personal ideal and my wife is a “normal” girl, props must be given. Thus, while some might find it not their cup of tea, remember, one person’s trash is another person’s treasure.
So ladies, hold your head up high. While attendance might be low and they even made like 14 other divisions, like Physique, to replace you, you are one of a kind. You are the elite. And to that, ladies, I love you. Thank you for doing what you do.
Thursday, July 26, 2012
WHY DO MEN HATE FEMALE BODYBUILDERS?
Why do men hate female bodybuilders?
i am 23 and i realize that the majority of the men hate female bodybuilders.im sorry but i can't date skinny women.i love female bodybuilders.i love women with muscles that is so hot.i am still manly though.why do men hate female bodybuilders.
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Why do so many wifes get abused?
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because they look so boyish --and stirct
just a big OUGH
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because they are ugly and demeaning lol idk
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I find it strange as I find female bodybuilders attractive
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they're probably insecure about their own musles and they feel challenged. So they want dainty girl scouts that pose no threat to their manlyness. weird, huh?
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Men hate female body builders because they are wrapped up in gender stereotypes. Most don't even realize that just by living in a society which subtly tells women they have to be a certain way, and men have to be another way, they're effected by it.
Examples are:
Men can't shave. Women have to shave.
Men can body build. Women' can't.
Men can hit on a woman in a bar even though she is clearly not interested. Women can not.
Men can have sex. Women can not.
Men can have condoms no questions but a woman is questioned about birth control [which has other purposes besides preventing pregnancy.]
They're all gender stereotypes. What one gender can do so can the other, in my belief
i am 23 and i realize that the majority of the men hate female bodybuilders.im sorry but i can't date skinny women.i love female bodybuilders.i love women with muscles that is so hot.i am still manly though.why do men hate female bodybuilders.
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Why do so many wifes get abused?
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because they look so boyish --and stirct
just a big OUGH
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because they are ugly and demeaning lol idk
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imma guy
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I find it strange as I find female bodybuilders attractive
1 week ago Report Abuse
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they're probably insecure about their own musles and they feel challenged. So they want dainty girl scouts that pose no threat to their manlyness. weird, huh?
1 week ago Report Abuse
1 person rated this as good
Answerer 6
Men hate female body builders because they are wrapped up in gender stereotypes. Most don't even realize that just by living in a society which subtly tells women they have to be a certain way, and men have to be another way, they're effected by it.
Examples are:
Men can't shave. Women have to shave.
Men can body build. Women' can't.
Men can hit on a woman in a bar even though she is clearly not interested. Women can not.
Men can have sex. Women can not.
Men can have condoms no questions but a woman is questioned about birth control [which has other purposes besides preventing pregnancy.]
They're all gender stereotypes. What one gender can do so can the other, in my belief
Friday, July 13, 2012
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