MAKE AIRPORT SECURITY A SNAP

Divest Yourself Of Keys,Cellphone,Loose change&Jewelry Long Before you get In LINE -Put Them n Your CarryOn Bag If You're Carrying A Laptop, Glue/Tape A Business Card or I.D.Card On It with A Phone Number Stow A PhotoCopy Of Your Driver's License OR Passport In Your CarryOn Bag Save The Humor For Later, Joking about Bombs or Weapons cost you $1,000- $2,000 Dollars in Fines